Wellington Handbook

[Alicea Scotts]

Wellington Handbook
^{Belongs to: Alicea Scotts}

1. The Wellington motto is 'Una nos can perficio silentium', please learn it and repeat it whenever necessary. In English, it means 'Together we can achieve perfection.'

Fat load of crap this is! *Mimics annoying motto in Latin over and over again* And they're telling us we should be individuals at this school! But it's true, it's what we think of you. It's a dog eat dog world here.

2. At Wellington or in public outside of it's walls, we ask you to uphold our school's reputation. Anything serious enough will have severe consequences.

As if! If you're a legacy, or you're parents have donated a huge amount of money to the school, you can do whatever you want and you'll never get kicked out. Like.... William a few days ago, caught high, drunk, with a bong in his hand a beer bottle in the other, naked, with some very *friendly* person in bed - DIDN'T GET KICKED OUT!. Only came off with a stupid warning, the girl got kicked out though because her daddy didn't give the school a million bucks.

3. This means that a Wellington Student can not use the substance of alcohol, do drugs of any sort, or smoke. We authorize that you can not have any sexual activities anywhere. These are all serious things that will not go un-noticed.

Haha! As if, look at my comment above.

4. A Wellington Student must attend all classes and be prompt to meals and other meetings that are mandatory for all students.

Geez, do they even realize that half of us skip class everyday? And those stupid mandatory events those goody goods go to while we're out drinking? We only go to meals because we get hungry. On time too because they'll probably lock us out.

5. A Wellington Student may not leave the grounds without written permission from his/her dorm keeper or a teacher. If you have permission and you come back after nine on weekdays and eleven on weeknights, unless with an adult that must be a relative or a close friend of your parents. Breaking curfew will lead to consequences.

Haha! The dorm keepers are vile and hate all of us and the teacher are always way too suspicious. Unless you're a legacy again. Then they don't blink an eyelash. The ground keeper likes watching boxing on TV after ten all the time anyways. We found a little hole in the backyard we can sneak out through. We find loop holes through everything! Realize we are smarter than the people who watch us.

6. A Wellington Student must have their lights off and be in their rooms by midnight at the latest. We can elongate this when you have an exam the next day, but the dorm keeper will be checking on you to see that you're studying.

So hilarious! The dorm keepers check on us all night, but they don't get the whole point. We're smarter than them. We have cell phones duh. everyone IMS each other when she's coming our way.

7. A Wellington Student may not have a member of the opposite sex in his or her bedroom ever. A member of the opposite sex can only be allowed in the dorm common room at visiting hour from six to eight after dinner. This will also lead to a sever consequence if guilty.

Omg, this book gets funnier and funnier. We find a loop hole around absolutely everything. I mean, only some nerd who have never bent this rule. You skip dinner, or you get your friends to make up excuses to why you're not in the common room later. Duh. Only a few people have actually been caught, and that's because some complete hater ratted them out. Another no-no. Want any friends? Keep your nose out of other people's business. Or you'll just get hated even more.

8. A Wellington Student may not have any mobile devices in their possessions. They may not call anyone on it. They may have musical devices, but no mobile devices. If caught calling someone on it, you'll receive a detention and have it confiscated.

How old is this rule? Everyone who's anyone has a cell phone. We never call anyone with it. We text them, it does say anyone found calling them. I mean... it's so obvious.

9. A Wellington Student must wear their uniforms on all days apart from Weekends. Girls, must wear their white blouse, light blue and gray tie, and their gray and light blue kilt and their gray blazer. Boys, must wear their gray pants, and white collar shirt, their tie and their blazer. Black shoes must be worn, no sneakers.

Mmm.... This one is kind of tricky to get pass. They're actually strict about their dress code. So, we have to get away with looking totally trampy when they're watching and can't enforce it because we're allowed to wear whatever we want on those days. We wear accessories too, since they have no rule on that!

10. A Wellington Student must respect the school and everyone within it.

Haha.... As if....